I’m really fuckin thirsty but my family is all downstairs and I’m looking like this
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?
you guys really suggested that??!?!?
IT WORKED THE DISGUISE ACTUALLY WORK
i mean i almost scared my sister to death bUT I GOT THE FAYGO
2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I like it when Jensen laughs because he really puts his body into it. He bends over or swings his head back.
I like it when Misha laughs ‘cause it makes his crowfeet and puffy eyes more defined and his teethy grin and that’s just adorable.
And I like it when Jared laughs just because he looks like an excited puppy
Okay I’m done.
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”